They’re real, in a sense
They’re based off of Japanese “Haniwa”, which are clay figurines buried with the dead as funerary objects more popular in the second and third century, and more defunct now. So technically, you’re digging up part of someone’s grave.
Holy shit, I didn’t know this! Gyroids seem kinda creepy now.
Just enjoying your song, Kapp’n!
Bonbon tells a joke.
And even more badges!